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MY FAVORITE BARNEY/ROBIN MOMENTS [in no specific order]:

“Holy crap, you’re beautiful!”

I was literally just thinking about this the other day.  when I was putting make-up on. because I was not having a Robin day.  obviously

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spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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what is the nickelback fandom called

Deaf

inspired by [x], from [x]

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itshopeful:

mademoiselle-mademoiselle:

invisiblelad:

atheologist:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
so yeah
actually my life

Pawn Stars.
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Currently watching Warehouse 13. My life would be dangerous, but awesome.

My life’s story is Revenge. I get to scowl and icily ruin the lives of (admittedly) horrible people who’ve ruined mine. Not my style, but hey…

I’m pretty sure the last show I watched was Melissa and Joey last night 

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes cartoon. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Firefly.  fuck yeah.

itshopeful:

mademoiselle-mademoiselle:

invisiblelad:

atheologist:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Currently watching Warehouse 13. My life would be dangerous, but awesome.

My life’s story is Revenge. I get to scowl and icily ruin the lives of (admittedly) horrible people who’ve ruined mine. Not my style, but hey…

I’m pretty sure the last show I watched was Melissa and Joey last night 

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes cartoon. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Firefly.  fuck yeah.

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yipekyyaaa

WHY does liam payne have a tiny cowboy hat?  Why?  How is that fair?  Stop that.  How am I supposed to function when you do that?

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thedailywhat:

Kickass Cover of the Day: The Stella sisters have a YouTube channel!

No butter containers to be found on this March cover of Jason Mraz’s “I Won’t Give Up,” but it’s not Gotye, and their mini-hipster names — Lennon and Maisy– are still awesome.

[lennonandmaisy]

Tagged: well thenI'm uselessI mean reallywhat have I even done with my life

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Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

#HAMLET #ITS NAME IS HAMLET

Dear Sir or Madam,

I CAN HAZ YOUR PIGGIE?????

Tagged: cute animali can't even

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theepichumor:

Bad Parental Motivational Speeches

[VIA]

Tagged: shitI'm an education majorum well that sucks

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

whoever you are, may I have your brother?  please?

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I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch

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esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

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Fucking Liam Payne is overloading my twitter with adorable. 

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